The Queen’s Dalmatian’s Solid Gold Collar

Abigail De Los Rios

Danegrove School, Barnet

One autumn breezy morning, the rich royal elegant Queen of England slowly opened her eyes to the sweet tune of birds chirping. When she tiptoed downstairs, she saw a bowl of porridge the size of a football. She quickly gobbled up her scrumptious porridge (even though it was really steamy) and gulped her freshly squeezed orange juice.

Then she wandered upstairs. Her maid already set out her most luxurious dress and hat. It was a bright pink dress covered with frills and diamonds. Her hat matched the dress. The Queen’s butler woke her dalmatian and carefully groomed her. She was called Oreo.

After she strolled outside with her strong guards. She politely waved at all her visitors. She carefully climbed into her black, shiny, spacious and comfy limo with Oreo and kept the window open so she could keep on waving.

The Queen and Oreo were greeting everyone. The guard waving from the car as well. Oreo was wearing a solid gold, shiny collar that said OREO on it. She moved to the very back of the limo so the people on the other side could see her. All of the people were jumping up and down and had been putting the largest grins on their faces. Oreo was happily barking to all of the visitors.

The Queen started coughing then suddenly when she was coughing a cheeky, furry black racoon scurried towards Oreo and ripped his precious collar off. Oreo started barking as loud as he could and the Queen noticed her collar was gone! When the racoon noticed the Queen saw him he ran as fast as he could until he was out of sight.

The Queen yelled “find that racoon”

So the limo driver sped off until they could see the cheeky racoon inside of the colossal London Eye. The Queen gave the racoon a death stare and didn’t even blink. Surprisingly, the London Eye was really slow so the Queen had to wait for it to stop and it took a long time!

Finally the Queen managed to catch him. He scratched her and rapidly ran. Then she told some of her guards to go back to the palace and get her royal expensive luxurious carriage. When her guards came back she rode to the magnificent Big Ben from the London Eye. He was on the huge clock of Big Ben. She brought her jetpack from one of the guards’ backpacks and flew up to the clock. She almost caught the racoon when he quickly jumped down and sprinted away.

The Queen dived into the river Thames and looked for him there. She looked and looked. Her dog was swimming doggy paddle. The guards were doing breast stroke and she was doing front crawl. She was furious, worried and petrified. There were so many more words to describe how she felt.

She screamed “I’m going to catch you annoying, disgusting and sickening racoon” The guards told her to calm down. She was biting her lip as hard as she could. Suddenly a fish bit the Queen and she started to bleed “I HATE THIS” She hollered. She brought out her thickest swimming costume. It was bright pink and shiny. Even her dog had a thick swimming costume but it was bright green instead. SHe caught one glimpse of the irritating racoon. The more angry she became. The more lines appeared on her forehead. She and her guards and her dog swam like a shoal of fish at their top speed. She almost caught him then the racoon did a sommersault in the water. The the Queen did something noone has done before. She did a quadruple front flip and landed next to the racoon and ripped the collar off him.

She dried off and went to her Jubilee. There were all the snacks you could think of. There were super scrumptious cup cakes and wobbly jelly. All the types of teas you could think of. Delighted, the Queen eat everything she could there were even dog snacks for Oreo and she ate the largest cake ever.

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